“Just
because you turn
Not
the brightest star in the sky, perhaps, but despite his shortcomings Earl is
chalking up his successes. But what can you do to make up for seducing your
best friend's mother — marry her? Or for making fun of a hirsute schoolgirl?
And how the devil do you atone for making someone believe they've heard the
voice of God — particularly when by coming clean you drag them straight
back to square one? Or for stealing someone's identity or being responsible
for an overweight cat? 
One-liners
abound, including — Earl: "Women like Randy except when he stops pretending
to be someone he isn't"; Joy to Catalina, who has kicked her: "Do that again
and I'll make those booby implants fly around the room like a loose balloon";
Judy to her overweight cat: "Mummy won't be too critical because critical mummies
make for bulimic teenagers who become needy adults and drink a lot of red wine";
An angry Catalina to Joy: "…your eyeballs are too big — you look like Finding
Nemo!" And, when Earl begs Catalina to go back to her job as a jumping stripper
so that Chubby (guest star Burt Reynolds) will put up the bail money for Joy:
"I will jump for you [Earl], but I will never jump for Joy."